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It's wabbit

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hunting season

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How about this for him? You know how much he loves the unusual . . . !

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look inside! . . . . loads of super prizes to be won!

Crisp £50 notes to be won !

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Look for the Rain or Shine competitions in various sections, or play Hangman. A £50 note is much better when it's yours !

Top quality Huawei 7" Tablet

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Brilliant 7" tablet computer will become invaluable at home for so many tasks inc movies, live TV, music, pics, Kindle, maps, MS Office, Sat-Nav and more.

Any game for console or PC

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Win a game of your choice for your XBox One, PS4, Nintendo, or PC. Or grab a new controller or a better headset. You choose, we'll deliver (Value up to £50) !

Dinner for two at a local eatery of your choice

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You choose where and we'll pay up to £60. Yummy fun !

There are lots of easy £20 notes up for grabs - is 14U?

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Email us with an idea, a good laugh, a moan, or something really interesting. The best ones will each win a £20 note. Read on !

. . . . and of course, prizes for the children

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See the children's section and help your little ones win one of two lovely money box prize in their initial and with thirty £1 coins inside it - yipee !

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example article - number 1 - 'Baftas 2019'

Winners at the 2019 Bafta film awards

Outstanding British film

Beast

Bohemian Rhapsody

WINNER: The Favourite

McQueen

Stan & Ollie

You Were Never Really Here


Best animated film

Incredibles 2

Isle of Dogs

WINNER: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


Best production design

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

WINNER: The Favourite

First Man 

Mary Poppins Returns

Roma


Best sound

WINNER: Bohemian Rhapsody

First Man

Mission: Impossible – Fallout 

A Quiet Place 

A Star Is Born


Best supporting actress

Amy Adams – Vice

Claire Foy – First Man

Emma Stone – The Favourite

Margot Robbie – Mary Queen of Scots

WINNER: Rachel Weisz – The Favourite


EE Rising Star award (voted for by the public)

Barry Keoghan

Cynthia Erivo

Jessie Buckley

Lakeith Stanfield

WINNER: Letitia Wright

 

Best original music

BlacKkKlansman

If Beale Street Could Talk 

Isle of Dogs 

Mary Poppins Returns 

WINNER: A Star Is Born


Best supporting actor

Adam Driver – BlacKkKlansman

WINNER: Mahershala Ali – Green Book

Richard E Grant – Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Sam Rockwell – Vice

Timothée Chalamet – Beautiful Boy


Best film not in the English language

Capernaum

Cold War 

Dogman 

WINNER: Roma 

Shoplifters


Best director

BlacKkKlansman – Spike Lee

Cold War – Paweł Pawlikowski

The Favourite – Yorgos Lanthimos

WINNER: Roma – Alfonso Cuarón

A Star Is Born – Bradley Cooper

 

Best actor

Bradley Cooper – A Star Is Born

Christian Bale – Vice

WINNER: Rami Malek – Bohemian Rhapsody

Steve Coogan – Stan & Ollie

Viggo Mortensen – Green Book


Best actress

Glenn Close – The Wife

Lady Gaga – A Star Is Born

Melissa McCarthy – Can You Ever Forgive Me?

WINNER: Olivia Colman – The Favourite

Viola Davis – Widows


Best film

BlacKkKlansman

The Favourite

Green Book

WINNER: Roma

A Star Is Born


BAFTA FELLOWSHIP

Thelma Schoonmaker


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why you shouldn't take men shopping !

This is genuine and we bet everyone can think of someone who they can imagine doing these things!

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was actually sent by the supermarket’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford:


Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.


Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.


2. July 2: Set multiple alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.


4. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


5. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas stove.


6. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'


7.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror and picked his nose.


8. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.


9. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.


10.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.


11. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled' PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'


    . . . and; last, but not least:


12. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

example article - number 2 - 'Boris & Donald'

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Is this man Prime Minister material? Seriously? I don't think I'd want him representing me as leader of a local cricket team, let alone steering the country!

Front pages are from national newspapers in September 2018. The comment and text alongside is from us!

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You'd better duck Donald, they're all comin' to get ya. Don't be giving your friends guns for Christmas like some Americans give their children, safer with a book of famous quotes like "Et tu Brutus?", or a Chinese Take-away . . . . then again . . . . perhaps not!

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How many amoral narcissists does it take to run a country? Sometimes just one! Welcome to the 'Boris and Donald' travelling circus. Watch in amazement as they trample on their friends in the 'Big-Top'. Yippeeee! Gasp in wonder as they balance their families on scary tightropes whilst laughing with their lovers in their ring-side seats. Hurrah! "Send in the clowns . . . . don't bother, they're here".

Just a bit of fun - these people don't deserve our respect, do they? - lol !

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Rain or Shine online - Customer Service

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Tel: 07935 038 695

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 – Little Johnny, why is your little sister crying?

– Because I helped her.

– But that's a kind thing! What did you help her with?

– I helped her eat her jelly beans.

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