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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was actually sent by the supermarket’s Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set multiple alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.
4. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas stove.
6. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
7.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror and picked his nose.
8. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
9. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
10.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
11. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled' PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
. . . and; last, but not least:
12. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
The ceremony, which recognises excellence in television, took place in Los Angeles on Sunday.
JODIE COMER won best leading drama actress for playing Villanelle in Killing Eve. Comer's win for her performance as the ruthless assassin Villanelle in BBC America's Killing Eve tops off an extraordinary year for the actress, who also won a TV Bafta in May for the same role.
Fleabag star and writer PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE took home the prize for best leading comedy actress, best comedy series and best comedy writing.
Originally made for BBC Three, it is the first British-made show to be named best comedy series. "It's so wonderful and reassuring to know that a dirty, pervy, angry and messed-up woman can make it to the Emmys," Waller-Bridge laughed, referring to the show's lead character.
Game of Thrones won the night's most prestigious prize - best drama and
one of the HBO fantasy's stars, PETER DINKLAGE, also took home the prize for best supporting drama actor (deservedly so we think). These awards meant the fantasy epic won 12 Emmys in total, including the trophies it took home at last week's Creative Arts Emmys.
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